Tuesday, February 6, 2007

There were no antibiotics for me, just a hundred dollars' worth of snot-dehydration pills which make me feel sunburned and stoned. Also, the cheerful folks at my doctors' office informed me that my weight is at an all-time high.

On the bright side, my blood pressure is excellent.

How many miles do I need to walk in Las Vegas next week to lose twenty pounds?

NTD

3 comments:

Mother of Invention said...

I hate going to the doctor's and getting weighed! I swear they adjust them so you weigh 10 lb more than you do at home! Then you freak and feel fatter..it's such a downer!

I'm on a drug for pain (amitriptyline)that makes you gain weight and raises my blood sugar like crazy.
Are you on Blood pressure pills or is yours naturally good?

the naked tapdancer said...

My family is generally blessed with low blood pressure... no meds required (yet).

Amitriptyline - that's Elavil, right? My doctor has given me that off and on for cluster migraines. Pretty strong stuff! No wonder you gain weight, it always made me lie around in a happy stupor.

I blame the weight gain on three months of lazy gym attendance and being in love.

Mother of Invention said...

Yeah, it's the Evil Elavil! I just went up to 25mg and I feel so tired in the mornings..but I do sleep better...fatso that I am!!! UGH!