Sunday, February 3, 2008

Obama's Secret Weapon

It's all over, folks. Barack Obama now has the power to render every man helpless to resist his name on the Super Tuesday ballots.

Scarlett Johansson appears in the new Will.I.Am/Jesse Dylan promotional video for Barack Obama, looking as lovely and sincere and lust-inspiring as any actress this side of Angelina possibly can.

Every man I know has succumbed to Scarlett Fever in the past.

I'm sorry, Hillary. But Scarlett chooses to whisper the holy name of Barack. The Goddess has spoken. Resistance is futile.

NTD

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