I really should consider taking a shower or washing dishes - wait, I'm not being a filthy lazyass, I'm just CONSERVING WATER IN THIS TIME OF SEVERE DROUGHT IN GEORGIA. That's it - my newest excuse in the fine art of slackery. And vacuuming? Well, I'm just saving electricity so that Georgia Power can cancel those proposed additional nukes. I won't need additional wattage in these times of critical environmental crisis. I might wear the same pair of jeans for seven days straight, but Al Gore is causing me to rethink my relationship to the washing machine.

I love sitting around and persuading myself that laziness is a virtue.

NTD