Thanks to Wonkette, I have found a winner for the musical torture CD:

http://wonkette.com/342986/the-day-the-music-died

I am officially ashamed to be a white person now.

God, I hope that "Stuck on Huck" doesn't linger in my head the way that John Ashcroft's "Let the Eagle Soar" did awhile back.

NTD