It's the July version of my semi-annual Bad Film Festival. Tonight begins with the Johnny Depp classic Private Resort. It's an abysmal piece of filmmaking from 1985 about two teenagers... let's see, the box reads "They're looking for hot times. And they came to the right place". Rob Morrow co-stars, with appearances by Andrew Clay (pre-"Dice") and the fine actor Hector Elizondo.
But the important thing here is Johnny Depp's barely legal naked body. Am I a perverted middle-aged woman? I prefer to believe that the sight of JD's perfect ass - before 21 Jump Street, before Captain Jack Sparrow - is just an irresistible force in the universe.
Gotta go and finish watching this, uh, important moment in Depp history.
NTD
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